Here I am. Dressed like a jack o’lantern for Halloween. I don’t like Halloween. I do enjoy barking at all the evil goblins and stuff. Makes my throat sore though. I need a drink.

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This is how I guard the front door. I can relax. I just keep my eye on the door. I can relax the rest of my body when nothing is happening. But, I am ready for action if I need to bark or bite an ankle.

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Here’s a free report on Dog Training (PDF), but I don’t want you to download it.

Dog training is bad. Let your dog do what she wants! Please don’t download this free report, okay?

Thanks.

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I don’t see a cake though, like I got last year.

I am 4.

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My blog is now switched over to something called “WordPress.” Whatever that is.

I guess it’s supposed to make it easier for me to connect with other dogs. Nobody could comment on my old blog. They can on this one.

Maybe I’ll make some new friends that way.

Today is a nice day, but it would be better if my little sister, Little Too, would stop picking on me. I don’t know why she just can’t go take a nap.

That’s all I want to do.

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